Ooh look, another lovely piece of high street thievery....
Whoah, whose the bloke in the dress on the Christopher Kane runway?
No offence Topshop; checks were obviously and are obviously going to be big news everywhere, and this lovely blue sleeveless number is the best I could find. It's bloody short, and looks shorter when you wear a lonnnnnnnnng jacket. Oh my gosh, must link the song; Short Skirt, Long Jacket by Cake.
But yes, the dress. I had to wear my trusty black blazer as I am still too lazy to get my leather jacket cleaned and I find it very hard to wear light feminine things without trying to toughen them up. It's tough. Why do I insist on cutting my hair so short? Or why do I insist on buying dresses and skirts?
I started out in the brown wedges in the second picture, but discovered that they actually wanted to eat holes in my feet after a while so I had to buy some emergency pumps. Well, I needed new pumps anyway; they are wonderful things. The sandals in the first picture were part of today's haul; Urban Outfitters sale.
Incidentally, today's haul did not include a maxi-skirt, and today's Times Magazine did have a feature on them.